That One Friend in Every Group Chat

 

That One Friend in Every Group Chat

There’s one in every group chat. You know exactly who I’m talking about. No matter how serious or chill the conversation is, they always manage to derail it—in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible.

Let’s break down the absolute legendary species of group chat creatures, starting with...

🥴 The “LOL but Never Replies” Guy

  • Reads every message.

  • Reacts with a laughing emoji.

  • Never actually contributes.

  • Occasionally resurfaces to ask, “What’s happening?” after 500 messages.

Sir, you were here the whole time.

🔕 The Mute Master

  • Hasn’t said a word in months.

  • Is somehow still in the group.

  • Last message was “Happy New Year!” in January 2023.

And we just let them exist peacefully. Respect.

🤡 The Meme Dealer

  • Drops memes like it's a full-time job.

  • Replies to your emotional crisis with a Shrek GIF.

  • Contributes absolutely nothing useful—yet keeps the group alive.

If laughter is the best medicine, they’re the pharmacy.

📅 The Planner (Who Gets Ghosted)

  • Always trying to plan a meetup.

  • Creates polls. Sets reminders. Shares calendars.

  • Only to be met with “I’ll let you know 😬”.

We see you, and we appreciate your service—even if the plan gets cancelled anyway.

💀 The Unhinged One

  • Sends voice notes at 3 AM.

  • Texts like they haven’t seen daylight in weeks.

  • Says, “Hear me out…” followed by something that should be illegal.

Chaotic good. Or chaotic evil. We never really know.

😂 The Roaster

  • No one is safe.

  • You typo a word? Roasted.

  • You post a selfie? Roasted.

  • You exist? Double roasted.

Yet somehow, we all love them. We just cry in private.

🎭 The Switch-Up Friend

  • Sends wholesome “you guys mean everything to me 🥺” at 10 PM.

  • Then at 11 PM: “Fight me, all of you.”

We never know which version we’re getting. It’s the spice of life.

Final Thoughts

Group chats are basically the modern version of a dysfunctional family—and honestly? We wouldn’t want it any other way. Whether you’re the ghoster, the planner, or the meme lord, you make the chat what it is.

Now tag that one friend you thought about the entire time you read this.
(And if you couldn’t think of anyone... it’s probably you 😏)

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